The following is a pretty unapologetically mammoth entry and
I salute anyone who actually makes it through to the end. I assure you, if you
do, your knowledge and appreciation of heavy music will be enriched beyond your
wildest delights and hopefully provide for a good 10 hours’ worth of listening
pleasure during lockdown. I’m unapologetic because writing this was just plain
fun and fulfils every exacerbating nerd tendency I have for my second love
after hardcore punk…thrash metal. This list is by no means a ‘TOP 10 OF THE MOST
UNDERRATED THRASH GEMS OF ALL TIME’ article in the same way so many YouTube compilations like to squirt out their entries in a 10-minute long montage. The intention is just to shed
some light on records that haven’t already been brought back into the village
square inhabited by subgenre adorers. It is for this reason that I have
purposely not included various pile driving treasures, as I believe someone, somewhere
has already done those records justice and I wouldn’t want to harp on where my
contributions would add nothing of merit. Now, let’s go DOWN TO THE DEMONS…
10. Laaz Rockit ‘Annihilation Principle’ – I’d seen
this record mentioned a fair few times on forums and related YouTube videos but
couldn’t help give in to superficial tendencies and brush Laaz Rockit aside for
many years. This was for three reasons. 1. Any name with umlauts on any of the
letters just makes me think of bad (as oppose to good) hair metal. 2. The god-awful
artwork; why is a Gremlin on some acid induced trip concocting Polyjuice potion
for Harry and his mates on the front of a balls to the wall thrash metal record?
3. “Rockit” makes me think of Rockets which makes me laugh. Maybe this was the
point of choosing a name like this and I’m actually the fool? Well I definitely
was a fool for a long time because this record quite simply rocks! There are
absolutely no punches pulled on Annihilation Principle and after giving a
skimming half listen to Laaz Rockit’s previous records, it pretty much sounds
like these guys worked out that metal could sound as hard as a concrete
support beam being chucked out of the fourth floor of an office block if they
just injected some much needed balls.
This is definitely the most ignorant album on this list and
in the shortest, most microcosmic reference-point description possible, is essentially
Leeway’s ‘Desperate Measures’ with all the intelligence sucked out and replaced
with SOD’s knuckle dragging savagery without any of the tongue-in-cheek nuance.
The production job sets a template that Chris Williamson may have paid more
than keen attention to in exhilarating a chunkiness not at all that dissimilar to
Cro-Mags’ ‘Best Wishes’ or any other metallic hardcore record coming out of New
York in the late 80s/early 90s. It sounds like producer Roy Rowland wanted to
capture the new found aggression Laaz Rockit would display on Annihilation
Principle and just so happened to do it in the exact same way producers on the
opposite side of the country would do in the New York hardcore scene. It seems
apparent to me this change in sound comes from lessons learned in punk which
the band’s influences were obviously rooted in, having included a stellar cover
of San Fran legends, Dead Kennedys’ ‘Holiday in Cambodia’ on the track listing.
Each riff is designed to be simple and head bangingly
catchy, nothing more, nothing less. The riff writing delivers a definite Ian
Scott-style rhythmic assault which is set about on almost every song, only
pausing for the occasional acoustic/clean section. The band capitalises on
dynamics for maximum impact in exchange for anything cunningly brilliant or
harmonically satisfying that to be honest, works a treat for this West Coast
outfit.
There is nothing that will reveal itself in spellbinding ascendance
on repeated listens of Annihilation Principle as the prime objective of this
album is to serve as an enjoyable battering ram. The only interesting thought I
have to part with on finishing with this record is that it strikes me as one of
the few thrash LPs still paid attention to by hardcore kids upon its release in
1989 and may have been the basis for many riffs written going forward into the
90s (the opening riff to the whole album sounds suspiciously similar to No
Warning’s ‘Behind These Walls’).
Best Songs: “Fire in the Hole”, “Chain of Fools”, “Mirror to
Madness”
9. Dark Angel ‘Leave Scars’ – I distinctly
remember a conversation I had with equal thrash enthusiast and mastermind
behind straight edge outfit Violent Reaction, Tom Pimlott regarding modern day
thrash’s obsession with the reverb knob. Often it seems that a reverb drenched
orchestral drum sound that bleeds out everywhere onto the other instruments is
the production suit of choice for many contemporary thrashers today (see Power
Trip’s 'Manifest Decimation' for exactly what I’m talking about). One thing that
stuck with me from that conversation was when actually pressed, neither myself
nor Tom could fathom which of the major thrash records had led to this
intentionally stylistic production choice that was surely picked up from
a bag of well-read historic reference points. The Big Four and those
surrounding them would of course employ dextrose application of reverb but only
in an overall balance of masterful thrash production as seen on Hell Awaits,
Ride the Lightning and many others. I now present to you the pinnacle trendsetting
culprit in all their echoing glory, the mighty Dark Angel with their third effort ‘Leave Scars’.
Dark Angel to me are probably what Testament are to most
fan’s “fifth addition” to the big four in the sense of possessing all the
musical chops, precision, melody (or lack thereof) and grandeur equal to their
metal thrashing mad brethren but fell short of a title shot for one reason or
another. Metaphorically, I often envisage the 80s as a race when metal is
concerned. Every band is desperately trying to forge a unique and diverging
sound in this complete metallic explosion in order to set them apart
from the pack and be blasted into commercial stardom. Metallica are of course
the anthemic originators to harness the NWOBHM sound into a template copied by
almost everyone post-1984. Megadeth is the evil little brother (or older
brother depending on how you look at Mustaine’s writing credits) of Metallica
and takes all the technical prowess to the next dimension. Slayer were the
embodiment of all the originating darker Black Metal influences found in the
NWOBHM movement, creating the OG beast from hell and Anthrax…let’s just say
they’re a good time (I LOVE Anthrax by the way, this is no dis)! Approaching
1986, every thrash act knew that this had to be the year that their magnum opus
would be released and in a collateral clash of leather, Nike high-tops and
Budweiser, the dust would settle and the genre’s true innovators would be
crowned. This is where Dark Angel come in and how they lost the final bout to
Slayer who would take their rightful place among the Big Four under the ‘kings
of the sinister and the occult’ job opening. Everything about Dark Angel’s
music matches Slayer, its broodingly macabre; runs at break neck speed whilst
still being able to retain the catchiness required of master musicians.
‘Leave Scars’ does right everything that the group’s own
1986 offering, ‘Darkness Descends’ did wrong and is potentially how Darkness
Descends should have sounded in order to penetrate into the mainstream. The
songs on both records speak for themselves, all you have to do is stick on ‘The
Burning of Sodom’ or ‘No One Answers’ to get a dose of just what level of sheer
eviscerating intensity these guys were operating on, nothing short of what
thrash metal should sound like, eh? To ascertain what the actual fuck is going
on throughout DsDs is something akin to desperately cleaning dry mud of your
favourite trainers; a task no one wants to undertake but once you finish, you
realise why it was worth starting. What is so gleaming about DsDs is concealed
under a cascading waterfall of distorted and reverberant production choices
that will leave most listeners glossing over the skill blistering through each
player’s finger tips on the record. ‘Leave Scars’ refuses to make the same
mistake again whilst simultaneously acknowledging that the band is at home on
the less clean side of the production wheel. Clarity is the first comparative
difference you’ll notice. Then you’ll be hit with a ton of bricks with just how
much that clarity unleashes on the senses. Each riff, drum fill and vocal
shriek much more than decipherable whilst still marred with that low-fi edge.
What the sparingly applied distorted hiss does to this album is add that bit of
mystery to each riff, making you want to play it again and again just to make
sure you’re hitting the right fret on your practice guitar and at the same time
working in perfect harmony with the performances to provide that untamed raw
aggression. I’ve already talked too much about this band and maybe not enough
about the record itself so I’d implore you to listen to both efforts mentioned
in this section. My money from this point onward is on Leave Scars to give me
that seat kicking rush that cleverly written and antagonistic thrash is sure to
give.
Best songs: “No One Answers”, “Cauterization –
Instrumental”, “The Promise of Agony”
8. Ripping Corpse ‘Dreaming with the Dead’ – Breaking
the trend of every record appearing on this list is Ripping Corpse’s Dreaming
with Dead. Perhaps harkening more on the death metal side of thrash with
specialists from both the death and thrash genres arguing over which one takes
precedent over records of a similar vein outputted in the early 90s (see
Massacra, Demolition Hammer and Devastation). Whilst Ripping Corpse doesn’t
exactly take after the aforementioned bands in terms of wounding double pedal barrages,
it does provide more varied arrangements of dynamics that whilst all employed
in some way by thrashers previously gone, were increasingly becoming greater staples
of death metal as the new subgenre was developing.
This is Erik Rutan’s first outing and whatever you may think
of his stints in Morbid Angel or his production work overall, you can see why heavy
hitters in the metal world held his ideas in such high esteem when listening to
DWTD. This is one of those records where you can tell every band member went
home and thought long and hard about their respective parts as oppose to one
key songwriter instructing each instrument to just keep up with their own
frenzied Frankenstein creation. The guitar tone is probably what separates this
band from the rest on the list and provides a strong argument for Ripping
Corpse living in a death metal lair. There’s that artificial Metal Zone wall of
distortion caked over both guitar tracks but applied masterfully, never taking
away from the brilliance worked onto the frets of both Rutan and Shaune Kelley’s
respective guitars. The record is also filled with sugar coatings of clever
guitar overdubs that are mixed in perfectly with the core tracks to just add
that bit of depth. The bass playing on this album is probably the most
innovative on the whole list and one thing I love is a bassist who is always
trying to think outside the box to complement both guitars and drums without
doing some laughable mish mash of Mighty Boosh hitcher nonsense. Drummer,
Brandon Thomas does some really slick work, winning the award for the best
application of drumming technique. From clever gliding fills that swish over
the snare and toms with light wrist work, all the way to grandiose single hits
accompanying slam riffs. Thomas can do it all, never showing a single weakness
throughout the whole duration of this album. Finishing on the meticulous detail
each member put towards their time tracking, Scott Ruth does not disappoint on
his unique vocal rasps. Ruth is probably the factor grounding the band’s sound
back to thrash metal in the vocals sounding altogether very human
compared to all the cookie monster performances that would perhaps ruin the
whole death metal genre. Ruth is able to hit the Slayer style shrieks straight
from just landing a fierce guttural low, all of which done using an S Club Seven ear piece
microphone (this footage made me want to go out and buy one straight away
for Lawful Killing).
Dreaming with the Dead is definitely a deep cut that the
mere mention of to anyone in the know will immediately light their eyes up in
shared recognition of this lost relic. The biggest shame about this album is perhaps
the brains behind it are more well-known than the record itself. However, this
seems to only add to the feeling one gets when uncovering this gem that they
have ascended in the ranks of metal Free Masonry. DWTD is the starting point to
a genius career that for those who also adhere to similar greatness, understand
straight away why this particular death/thrash schism is so standout and why it
needs to be kept concealed away from the clamouring metal masses. RIPPING
CORPSE ARE TOO POWERFUL.
Best Songs: “Sweetness”, “Anti-God”, “Rift of Hate”
7. Hirax ‘Raging Violence’ – For the love of all that
gleans with such shining metallic radiance, this record is FAST. It is fast for
today’s standards and holy shit it must have completely flummoxed listeners back
in 1985. Hirax started out as a fairly run of the mill heavy metal quartet who
shat out probably one of the best USA heavy metal demos ever, before
what I can only think was through some sweat drenched midnight epiphany, increased
their tempo by unholy proportions. I don’t know what possessed the group to go
so bat shit mental on Raging Violence but whatever it was certainly did not
present a completely unrecognisable jump from the demo. The style of the string
picking, drumming and vocal delivery of Katon W. De Pena is still easily
identifiable but just coked up all the way to the top of The Shard and back
down again with pretty much no moment of reprieve for the whole course of the
album.
This record is maybe the closest thing to hardcore punk that
could be branded as a pure thrash metal album without dipping too much into the
crossover section of the metal/hardcore Venn diagram. You can tell just by
hearing the first incredible wail of De Pena that your eyebrows have been singed by heavy metal but it somehow felt like hardcore? The band is completely unhinged on this
recording and is firing on all pistons to get everything they’d written out onto the desk before their session time ran out and that is why I love this
record. Urgency covers every inch of this disc and is primitive in unleashing
each desperate performance that reminds me of the moment when Bad Brains
explained they only started playing fast because their drummer, Earl was having
girl problems. There really is nothing overly engineered or intentional
sounding about these tracks and it’s pretty much four guys on nothing but
testosterone alone playing traditional USA heavy metal at machine gun peppering
speed. What really causes something mythical about this record’s existence is
the same shamanistic aura that the Void side of the Faith split possessed in having
absolutely no one ever anticipate the influence Void would have on hardcore and
metal. The fact Raging Violence just rages from start to finish with no
conceited bravado or perhaps even self-awareness makes it a record that was
likely to prompt many acts to up their speed. I can imagine Slayer having just released
Hell Awaits, sticking this record on and thinking “How the fuck are these
inferior kids down in Cypress playing so fast? We gotta show everyone who’s
boss.” You can really hear where Reign in Blood perhaps garnered some of its
influence from, just listen to “Bombs of Death” and tell me how this couldn’t
fit right in on an album of RIB b-sides.
This is a no holds barred album that should be flown right
up above in the winds of the other great crossover flags except for reasons entirely
of the inverse. Instead of taking the speed and aggression of hardcore to then
jack it up to that next level using the technical heaviness of metal; Raging
Violence is first and foremost a metal record that through the folly of youth is
start to finish a freight train running well over its maximum capacity ready to
be dislodged from the tracks at any second.
Best Songs: “Demon’s Evil Forces”, “Bombs of Death”, “Call
of the Gods”
Footnote: Hirax's final record (before reforming), an EP called "Blasted In Bangkok" is just as good as RV and works as a definitive streamlined version of Raging Violence, just as raw but all the wiser. Check it HERE.
Footnote: Hirax's final record (before reforming), an EP called "Blasted In Bangkok" is just as good as RV and works as a definitive streamlined version of Raging Violence, just as raw but all the wiser. Check it HERE.
6. Uncle Slam
‘Will Work for Food’ – Ok, this is a pretty niche stream of consciousness
I’m having so bear with me on this one. Ever wondered what it would be like if
all the crazy loco reeling cast members of the original Suicidal Tendencies
line up all joined forces and did a MENTAL thrash act that basically took all
the best musical elements of the whole Suicidal movement without the OTT
aesthetic? No? Thought not. If you hadn’t thought that before than I hope my
convenient placing of this notion into your mind has got you excited to listen
to Uncle Slam’s second and best album, ‘Will Work for Food’.
So, guitar player Jon Nelson - whom never actually played on
any Suicidal album but toured for a few years and contributed various writing
credits - teams up with OG ST drummer Amery Smith and guitar player Todd Moyer
to form The Brood, releasing a self-titled album in 1986. This album is a
criminally underrated hardcore record and sounds like a load of gang banging Latinos
raised on Iron Maiden playing an extremely heavy metal take on hardcore. Very
cool. Check it out HERE. Nelson leaves and The Brood become a three piece with Todd moving to
vocals. They release a debut album under a new band name, Uncle Slam which does
next to nothing for me - musically speaking - and regroup to analyse what went
wrong and begin writing what will be an absolute belter.
Will Work for Food has a hilarious release date of 1993,
insanely late for a crossover record of this nature which leads me to believe
there was perhaps logistical difficulties in getting the album out. However, this
by no means takes away from what a sledgehammer of an experience listening to
these songs is. One thing you get the impression of when listening to all of
these entries is that out of all the knife wielding; gang fighting and grave
robbing hellish inhabitants of Southern Californian punk in the 1980s, the guys
in Uncle Slam were some of the few who could really play music. Moyer
flashes some serious incineration tactics on guitar, performing all the guitar
tracks on the album including solos and is responsible for the majority of the
writing credits. Singing and playing at the same time is NOT easy,
believe me and Todd pulls this off with relative ease. Check out this 1990 live
video where he simply does not miss a beat on the vocal or guitar front.
Amery Smith is obviously a beast, his drumming on the ST s/t album is insane. Each
drum hit on WWFF is very intentionally well thought out and non-erratic as
expected from such a student of the hardcore drumming game (he must have had a
crazy rack of toms which is pretty uncommon for crossover drummers as some of
the fills go on forever).
The songs are a superb no thrills crossover experience with gang
shouted vocal sections; dynamic tempo changes and repetitive bolstering riffs
that cut themselves off just as they’re about to overstay their welcome. ‘Hangin’
in the Hood’ is prime example of what I mean and just blasts the ear drums with
vocal lines that you’ll be singing under your breath for days in lockdown
solitude whilst envisaging yourself vaulting over fences to duck out the way of
fictional LAPD bullets shot straight out of 1983. Moyer just sounds meaner and
meaner the more the record goes on and gives off an impression of being an
extremely versatile musician who momentarily after packing up his guitar is off
doing some nefarious shit with his Suicidal buddies.
Conclusion? This record is better than anything Suicidal
Tendencies did after the self-titled and the reason for Uncle Slam probably
never reaching similar commercial heights is probably due to their stringent
focus on crafting ingenious songs and not on marketing themselves better as the
unrelenting force that Suicidal Tendencies did. ST probably also did this
better than any other metal or hardcore band to date so I’ll cut Uncle Slam
some slack (I may do a whole article on how powerful ST’s music videos still
are and how key they were to their success).
Best Songs: “Left for Dead”, “Hangin’ in the Hood”, “Face
the Fight”
5. Num Skull ‘Ritually Abused’ – Right, so you’ve
heard about all the underrated thrash metal gems of the late 80s getting
flung around on various blog lists, Instagram posts and podcasts. Morbid Saint
probably being the most notable out of this group but other acts like
Devastation, Solstice and Demolition Hammer have also been dug out of
collectors’ record cabinet tombs and resuscitated to the clamouring delight of
glaring internet metalheads (like me). I give you the aptly named Num Skull and
their unethically forgotten masterpiece, ‘Ritually Abused’.
I sort of feel slight sympathy with whoever was in Num Skull
as it seems they really just fell short of everything needed to really have
that x-factor. Imagine a metal scouting equivalent of that very same show, ‘The
X-factor’ and imagine Num Skull emerge for their first audition. They definitely don’t have the star power looks and aren't bad looking enough to warrant sympathy
from the judges. They aren’t from anywhere at all notable to raise any eyebrows
or to have any trendy mates and there is nothing about the band’s name or
artwork that screams “World Tour 1988” in embossed lettering on some glossy
poster in a heaving record shop. The judges marvel at the talent on show in
their performance but know that even if they pass them through to the next
round, the quintet will just be voted off in rounds to come. Have I put you off
this record yet? Did my analogy work? Well regardless of all that, if you just
close your eyes and press play on Ritually Abused, you’ll feel abused by the
fact no one has told you about this record until now.
·
Indecipherable riffs played near the speed of
light? Check
·
A drummer who made every next-door neighbour
move away after a matter of months due to his incessant clattering? Check
·
A singer
who sounds like Ridley Scott’s Alien screaming through a conch horn? Check
· Songs that are so viciously addictive that
you’ll have to reserve replaying this album to a special treat only to be
enjoyed rarely? Double check.
There’s nothing much more I can really say about how good
this record is and will probably take the title thumbnail for this
article purely because of how underrated it actually is. These guys
sound like they were literally working on scheduling the funerals for every
single B,C,D and E(!?) tier thrash band across the country with Ritually Abused
being the soundtrack, only leaving the top ranking acts as their next target.
Sadly, there wouldn’t be a next time as Num Skull’s only other record is a
half-a-job attempt at death metal and lacks almost anything that would be
redeeming about the band’s original sound. This is also probably why the freaks
in Num Skull wouldn’t make it through much more of my fictional metal themed
X-Factor thought experiment.
Why not higher on my
list? Whilst I love gritty production, it has to be good quality gritty
production and I feel like Num Skull just didn’t have the funds to burst
through the limitations that the production job on Ritually Abused would set on
the group’s ungodly performance. This is what undoubtedly makes the aforementioned
contemporaries of Num Sull more accessible and I would encourage anyone to try
that bit harder to get past the production on this record to unlock the
sleeping dragon that lurks deep inside this LP.
Best Songs: “Ritually Abused”, “Friday’s Child”, “Kiss Me,
Kill Me”
4. Blood Money ‘Red Raw and Bleeding’ – Ok, so I had
to include a UK thrash act in here somewhere as I am someone who likes to
champion music from their home nation. Perhaps to the untrained ear, Great Britain
as a whole didn’t make too much of a ripple in the thrash pond, after all, the
genre was birthed by our cousin’s interpretation of what we had
previously been doing with metal and is why the subgenre of thrash reaped more
cultural success and affluence over in the States. However, this is not to say
the UK hasn’t breathed fresh life into sullen guitar wielding statues nor does our
island stand with a huge tally of terrible and forgettable acts to its name.
Quite the contrary, a smattering of acts held in the highest esteem by keen
metalphiles are of Anglo origin: Onslaught, Deathwish, Xentrix, Sabbat,
Sacrilege and English Dogs are all examples. However, the band I want to talk
about reduces all of the above to mere greasy and stale slabs of potato stuck
to the bottom of a fish and chip wrapper forever cast to the bins of unfinished
takeaways. This finely caught, battered and fried delicacy is none other than Blood
Money’s ‘Red, Raw and Bleeding’.
It makes sense that BM hail from Manchester, home of
countless musical successes and it’s a damn shame Blood Money aren’t remembered
for their contributions up there with the usual suspects mentioned when talking
about Manchester’s music scene. This record is Bloody brilliant (pardon the
pun) and using the briefest nutshell as possible, RR&B could be hailed as
the Mancunian equivalent of Kill Em’ All. In my books, this record can go toe
to toe with the combative rough and dirty approach Metallica injected into
NWOBHM on their debut.
The absolute stand-out element of this record is the vocals,
no ifs and no buts. Danny Foxx sores this record to new melodic heights by
hitting notes of equal calibre to Bruce Dickinson but with bellowing depth
that’ll leave the listener questioning what man of Celtic design could
blissfully batter out hymns this rallying? I can only hope Mr Foxx is the guy
on the far left of the picture included, as his voice definitely conjures up a
giant, moustached, sword wielding brick shithouse from Manc without getting too
homoerotic. I’ll be much let down if I find out the singer is in fact one of
the scrawny dweebs pictured on the right! The guitars are charged with such a heavy
overdrive due to actually having to fight to be heard over Foxx’s sweeping
harmonies; you can almost feel how hard Gramie Dee is hitting his six strings.
This is perfect execution of metal guitar tone engineering, sounding almost
like an electric current when tremolo picking; crunching like a bag of X-Cut Walkers
accidentally sat on in a school canteen when chugging and squealing like Babe the
pig when hitting pinch harmonics. The rhythm section is for the most part
do-what-it-says-on-the-tin and that’s not a negative! The drumming keeps the
fury of the guitars and vocals going with no signs of letting up with an extra
special use of the double kick to reach maximum head banging undulation on the
chorus of ‘Metalyzed’. The song writing is of course the main component to
shout about on this gem of British thrashery (not a word) and Blood Money
demonstrate they can keep things interesting with every track. Every riff is
crafted to stay in your head and never played too long to become tedious; each
song is different from the last with the band never relying too heavily on the
hallmarks of the genre to guide them to success. Oh no, Blood Money only
harness the holy foundations of metal to put these fine compositions to tape.
This record is such a perfect display of everything I love
about metal as a whole genre that I despair it might be too low on this list. What
may have held Blood Money back was location and timing. Red Raw and Bleeding
came to be released in 1986 and while most bands were defining cutting edge
staples in the genre that would be copied for years to come, Blood Money
produced a near perfect conundrum of sounds that were mastered by others some two
or three years earlier. Surely this output would have fallen on deaf ears to
those viciously climbing the metal ladder, let alone the fact the group wasn’t native
to the hotbed where thrash was flourishing. I only hope that with much needed
hindsight, this record can be appreciated for its jaw breaking extravagance in
this modern era of rediscovery.
Best Songs: “Metalyzed”, “N.Z.F.E.D.K.”, “Deathstiny”
3. Razor ‘Shotgun Justice’ – This will be the second
entry in this list of a lesser talked about album from a more well-known
ensemble. I put forward Razor’s best offering, ‘Shotgun Justice’. I just love
Razor, what can I say? A few questionable records in the back catalogue of
course (Custom Killing is a lesson in why self-indulgence when followed through
to its full conclusion is abominable to say the least) but I’m sure most would
agree Razor really stepped it up for the second time in their career with ‘Violent
Restitution’. The aforementioned album undoubtedly rips and was definitely a
fuck you to anyone who thought Razor were lying dead in a freezing ditch
somewhere in Ontario after CK. Shotgun Justice continues the massacre left by
the Soldiers of Fortune and despite departure of original vocalist, Sheepdog,
Bob Reid provides a ferocious vocal performance sonically and lyrically (this
album contains some of the best thrash metal lyrics printed to gloss).
‘Violence Condoned’ will launch anyone who’s ever put the blood, sweat and
tears into some shitty DIY tour to be met with a promoter who can’t pay you,
into a fit of hysterics:
We
only had forty-five minutes Before we were
to start our show
Our roadies had set up our gear
And we were (more than) ready to go
Then the owner of the bar came to see us
And he told us that we wouldn't get paid
The thrashers in the bar had to wonder why the show was delayed
Violence condoned
Cough up the dough
Just sensational! The well written concoction of
tongue-in-cheek ironic lyrics dancing above the furnace of uber-seriousness
themes continues throughout the whole record. This record actually made me read
thrash metal lyrics which – confession - is something I NEVER do. The guitar
work also picks up from where VR left off in a return to the “keep it simple
stupid” mantra. Each riff on this album just robs you of every time you thought
you’d written the hottest new take on the 80s thrash genre and leaves you
screaming at yourself; “Why didn’t I think of that!?” Whenever you get this
notion, it is always a sign of good musical fastening and the fact it seems so
gracefully easy that you would have thought of it if you were around back then
is demonstrative of why the record is so slick in composition. Facts are, you
almost certainly wouldn’t have thought of these riffs, and that’s what
makes them great: intricate simplicity. Drummer Rob Mills may as well be
haemorrhaging amphetamine into every conceivable orifice for the consistent
tempo pummelling that he subjects us to each time he hits a skin. His
performance is the template for what thrash and crossover drums should sound
like, played fast, simple when it needs to be but never afraid to drop
unconventional fills and arrangements into the fray. Razor are a single guitar
unit on Shotgun Justice which is of some novelty in thrash metal. Usually dual
guitars are a staple in order to create thickness of intensity along with the
ability for both guitars to diverge from each other to create harmony that is
often heard within the genre. Razor manage to do all of this with just one axe
and that is no easy feat. The mix is nice and clear and never alerts you
to there being less than two guitarists with the bass sitting nice and central
on top of the kick drum. Every instrument is given space to breath without
compromising on aggression which time after time has proven to be the key to
unlocking supreme production in heavy music (and perhaps all genres); a fine
balancing of parameters so that no feature takes precedent over another.
To finish off, the word to sum up this Razor record is TOUGH
and probably is in the top 5 toughest metal albums ever to be recorded. Just
listen to the song ‘Brass Knuckles’ and you’ll know what I’m talking about - if
the song title alone didn’t speak enough volumes. The vibe of the album spits
of a band having rightfully reclaimed their place as an A-tier thrash act and
ready to push some buttons with their first effort straight back from being on
top of the pile. Murder in Miami and long live Razor!
Best songs: “Violence Condoned”, “Stabbed in The Back”,
“Meaning of Pain”
2. Znowhite ‘Act of God’ – If this album isn’t an act
of divine omnipotence then I don’t know what is. It’s records like this that really
make me want to buy more into the philosophical argument that the world was
created via design: each minute fragment of nature is far, far too intricate to
just have happened by chance. Like the cogs in a machine, meticulously grinding
with such man-made vigour, each guitar chug, snare hit and vocal oration
uttered on this album brings me one step closer to giving credibility to the
many times defeated design argument. Maybe I should have just drawn a picture
of the artwork in my second-year philosophy exam?
Znowhite had been chugging away since 1982 on the speed
metal circuit, having put out records quite early on in the US metal timeline
for a band playing their initial style of fast-but-not-quite-thrash metal. The
two early records aren’t exactly bad, in fact, quite sufficiently listenable
for that style although much better artists are present for listening pleasure
(see Blood Money, Violent Force, Warrant, Hirax demo etc.). This record marked
a change to this Chicago based band of misfit’s sound and is a statement of
founder, guitarist and soul songwriter, Ian Tafoya that would force his
contemporaries to recognise his efforts on the thrashing mainstage.
This record is basically if you took the blueprint to Ride
the Lightning, splattered it with King Diamond’s spare make up (and riffs) then
got Sacrilege’s own Lynda Simpson to shriek a blinding vocal performance all
over it after teaching her to actually sing. It’s quite obvious this record is
the pure brainchild of Tafoya as it’s a guitarist’s paradise. The opening track
is an instrumental of lead guitars duelling off against each other using beautifully
synchronised solos and melodies with only bass guitar for backing rhythm. You
know that a record with such a calm opening means you’re gonna get the absolute
shit blasted out of you for 50 straight minutes as soon as the last second of serenading
elapses. The guitars are aggressively pitched with a perfect balance of drive
to crunch ratio resulting in a sound absolutely boundless without cancelling
out the rhythm section. There’s also a particular way Tafoya plays that I can’t
really describe, it’s like he so swiftly moves his left hand across the frets
that a lot of the attack is subdued from each palm mute but without any aggression
or presence taken away from the playing. Anyway, his song writing really is adroit
and is filled with relentless blurs of rapid multi-chugging along with tri-harmonies
that are sure to creep right up the spinal column of avid Dio fans. One thing I
haven’t talked about too much in this list are solos. This is down to my
rudimentary hardcore background causing the algebraic calculations going into
solos sometimes falling upon deaf ears when I listen to so many metal records
back to back. However, no matter what context I listen to Act of God, each solo
is just so infectiously catchy and well thought out that I could probably sing
every single one note for note on the whole album from memory.
Singer, Nicole Lee redefines what it means to be a female vocalist
in this style of metal and might just be one of my favourite metal vocalists
ever with the magic that got roared onto this record. Anthemic is probably the
word to describe her vocal patterns and always manages to get the singalong
adrenaline pumping. Often hard to do even by the best vocalists in thrash with
so much else going on musically. Sonically the vocals are extremely punk in
nature, oozing attitude and distain in the vein of 45 Grave’s Dinah Cancer but
never dropping that dose of sweet harmony that makes each line so empowering. The
bass and drums are good but nothing more to really be said. There are
interesting bass lines on some of the tracks but nothing that is a deal
breaker. The drums are played well, do everything right but don’t warrant any
sort of extra special accolade.
All and all, this record ticks so many boxes for me. It’s
completely underdog in nature even down to the horrendous artwork; the
guitarists’ guitarist playing; the smack of frustration from plenty of band
hardships and finally, is made up of three black guys and a girl from Chicago.
Does it get any better? Not really, but as you’ll see from my number one, it
sometimes does.
Best songs: ‘To the Last Breath’, ‘Thunderdome’, ‘Pure
Blood’
1. Holy Terror ‘Mind Wars’ – The study technique
applied when talking about underappreciated music is to analyse how music so
good could be so unknown to people reasonably well acquainted with the genre in
question. These days, instead of trumpeting “So and so band is great too, why
haven’t you listened to them?!”, I will look for every little reason as to the
faults in the band’s music that might stop avid fans from checking said band
out or what factors worked to cap the group from reaching wider fame. Apart
from realising that it’s not healthy to annoy people with my music opinions,
there often is a blatant reason why your favourite underrated GOAT isn’t liked
by more listeners and it’s probably best to conduct a self-assessment of the
music before you wind up any fellow peers. Maybe that riff goes on just longer
than most others would like? Maybe the vocals aren’t as catchy as you imagined
them and maybe the songs just aren’t accessible enough to be liked on mass? Forcing
oneself into doubt is an indispensable trait but when I reflect on Holy
Terror’s divine intervention that is ‘Mind Wars’ all doubts are crushed into a
million tiny shards.
Every inch of wax scratched with each incremented groove
indicating the change of a song is a perfected lesson in the art of how to
thrash in a way that is completely unique to Holy Terror. There is no
appropriate comparison I can really make to sum up what you’ll be in for when
setting your ears upon Mind Wars. In fact, I couldn’t even imagine the inverse,
where I would use Holy Terror’s name in a comparison list when writing about
another group. They really are just that stand out. There is something for
everyone on this album: fast as fast could be verses; tension oozing build ups
leading to earth shattering breakdowns; awesomely crafted tempo drops that are
doom in nature; punk as fuck d-beats; ballad bashing vocal leads worthy of chart-topping
glory; intelligently poetic lyrics and even an experimental gothic flare in the
arrangements of the clean guitars.
I’m not going to go into a piece by piece review of the
instruments or how purely fucking insurmountable Keith Deen’s vocal performance
is as I think this will spoil what’ll be in store for you on this record. There
is not much information on this band and that’s how I like it, just a
masterpiece produced and never to be followed up. A perfect discography. Any
master reveal or in-depth insight will only serve to ruin the extra-terrestrial
zen beamed onto this disc and I cannot allow that to happen. The only other
thing I will do upon finishing this article is prescribe Holy Terror’s debut
and more primitive album ‘Terror and Submission’ to treat any trauma symptoms
caused by Mind Wars. The most decimating manifestation that will run rampant on
the human body is the ensuing of a never-ending trawl across the thrash metal desert
to find a new fix that will give to you what no record other than Mind Wars will
ever unleash on your system again…
Best Songs: The whole freakin’ thing.
RIP Keith Deen.
Honourable mentions:
- Infernal Majesty – None Shall Defy
- Exumer - Possessed By Fire
- Death Angel – The Ultra-Violence
- Sadus – Chemical Exposure
- Forced Entry – Uncertain Future
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