I Can’t Believe It’s Not Ripped...

For anyone who has ever partaken in any group oriented musical activity ever, they’ll know the feeling each respective band member is struck with when the one (or more) songwriter(s) sits down desperate to show you that new riff they’ve been working on for them then to play note-for-note something suspiciously familiar. If you’ve been in that position then you’ll also know about all the umming and arring bouncing off the carpeted practice room walls regarding 1.) where you’ve heard the riff before; 2.) whether its good or not and 3.) whether listeners will actually notice. What I’m talking about of course is the age-old rip-off and all the shapes and sizes it can come in. Whether it’s to shamelessly steal an idea in place of actually being bothered to envisage one of your own; a tactful use of versatile musical influences (what everyone wishes the origin of their rip-offs actually could be construed as) or just purely to pay tribute to our audible deities.

I’ll be the first to say that I’m 100% guilty of punk rock plagiary in the first-degree and this list could probably be filled with the number of shameless lifts of riffs that me and all my mates have spun over the years. However, as narcissistic as that is, I understand it would be far from interesting for anyone to read. What would be interesting is to magnify the toe-tingling giddiness I get when I catch one of my own influencers red-handed in a good old-fashioned rip by collating a list that’ll make you mime “I cant believe it’s not ripped” as you open up the links to these comparisons in a new tab.

 PRE-TRIGGER WARNING: Some of the riffs below are direct note-for-note crimes of GTA, some are just stylistically so similar that it would be hard to believe there hadn’t been some sort of riff-tampering at least somewhere down the line. ENJOY.

 

10. Exhorder vs Pantera

I’m sure all the metal metalheads (purposeful double usage of ‘metal’) will know about this one. How does a spandex-wearing, falsetto shrieking bunch of Texans worth a dime a dozen (no offence intended) turn into one of the most influential bands in heavy music? These things don’t usually happen over-night and after rinsing and repeating the blindingly earth shattering first two full lengths by fellow Southerners, Exhorder, I can definitely see how the groove stated its claim in Pantera’s power metal sound, refusing to ever leave.  Whilst there aren’t any direct rips contained across the Pantera catalogue, if you do a track-by-track comparison (oh yes, I’m sad enough to have done this) of Vulgar Display of Power alongside Exhorder’s Slaughter in the Vatican, you’ll be continually trying to unclog those ears in desperation to confirm this Exhorder record isn’t a long lost Pantera demo sandwiched between Cowboys from Hell with Vulgar.

There are definitely huge differences don’t get me wrong, Exhorder are firmly a thrash band and Pantera forefathers of groove metal but the similarities that are present are of upmost importance to any serious listener. The vocals are almost identical to Anselmo’s raspy wails; the guitar tone has that clicky (Albeit less tight) triggered quality that was definite for Dimebag and finally the way Exhorder just drop probably one of the first groove metal sections ever recorded into the first track on their debut LP somewhere around the 3:20 mark (this riff could also easily have been ripped by Death Threat in the breakdown to the song Outcast).

To round off this vibe-rip section, I’m not gonna sulk in the sentiment that Pantera stole Exhorder’s sound and all credit should go to the latter band. Whatever you think of them, Pantera were a phenomenally talented band that arguably kept metal in the forefront of mainstream consciousness during a baron age for the genre. Its more than likely that members of Pantera saw so much potential in the groove parts that were unique to Exhorder at the time and simply revamped it with much tighter musicianship; condensed aesthetic; catchy lyrics and a gun-toting southern vibe that made Pantera what they were. If anything, the whole situation was a ‘too early to the party’ scenario where Exhorder were victims of their own timing. Their debut was way too heavy for 1987 to be digestible to a mass audience and ultimately lacked all of the commercial factors that would otherwise lead to a band like Pantera’s success.

 

9. Suicidal Tendencies vs Tokyo Blade

Ok so I’m pretty proud of myself for spotting this one especially since I wasn’t expecting anything remotely close to a B-tier NWOBHM band rip-off present in one of the most successful hardcore bands of all time. For anyone who doesn’t know, that’s exactly what Tokyo Blade were, an early era NWOBHM band that wrote some superb songs but nothing that would ever stick past 1985. As much as I love this style of metal, it seemed extremely short lived (maybe even more so than the first wave of hardcore) with Maiden and Priest being the only major acts adhering to listeners. Anyway, with hundreds of forgettable bands behind a draw bridge of studs and leather, there is plenty of leeway to thieve riffs upon riffs and that’s exactly what Mike Clarke from Suicidal Tendencies did.

The opening clean part to How Will I Laugh Tomorrow by Suicidal is the same, by all but a few notes, to the middle section (3:33) of Heaven is Hell by the wet-stone sharpened blade wielders in Tokyo Blade (actually hailing from Salisbury where I’m guessing the idea of a Tokyo blade was quite exotic and bohemian circa 1979). Everything down to the clean/acoustic combo is something Suicidal would apprehend in their later, more metallic period with Clarke bringing with him an abundance of British metal influences to the Venice Beach cycos. There’s a whole heap of debate as to which era of Suicidal is the best with hardcore kids on the left swearing by the self-titled and metalheads on the right preparing to venture perhaps a little too far into the band’s vast discography. I think the band were on absolute fire musically all the way up until Lights, Camera, Revolution, largely due to the array of influences they were able to incorporate before many others did – this NWOBHM clean guitar streak being one of them (and a recurring one at that too).

To round off, I salute Mike Clarke – along with Cyco Miko – for re-popularising Suicidal Tendencies in the late 80s; exceeding the fame ST experienced after the self-titled album hit shelves and taking something quite alien in NWOBHM, mixing it with hardcore, thrash, hip hop, Latino gang aesthetic and beach mayhem to make Suicidal an even more definitive band than they already were.

 

8. Supertouch vs Elvis Costello

Supertouch are great and I appreciate them a lot more than I did when I was discovering the goldmine that is NYHC (which at the time I think I just liked them for the novelty of hardcore kids doing a non-hardcore band). The Earth Is Flat is so timeless in its sound; unrivalled production compared with any hardcore release and legitimately stands up as a record on its own without the baggage of “oh did you know these guys were all NYHC stalwarts beforehand?” remark.

Unfortunately, this rip doesn’t contain much of the hilare factor and to me is just a genuine example of how great Supertouch were as song writers and how far their influences reached despite giving more than a hard-hatted nod to New Wave mogel, Elvis Costello. There would of course be no NYHC without the strong English Oi! influence but Supertouch take it a step further by incorporating the reggae style staccato rhythm guitar/bass placement Costello incorporates in the song, (I Don’t Want To Go To) Chelsea. Elvis Costello was one of those artists (like Ian Dury) my dad used to slap on in the closing hour  of long car journeys just to get the blood flowing again and stop us asking for the 100^th time “ARE WE THERE YET?” Like Supertouch, I appreciate Costello barrels more in the present day and it was only upon revisiting deep album listens (obviously my old man only had anthologies or greatest hits CDS) that I put two and two together with this song and Supertouch’s Detectives. A perfect “oh shit” moment and just makes so much sense in explaining the maturity of Supertouch’s sound on this album. Nothing more to hear.

 7. The Icemen vs Ozzy Osbourne

Talk about someone full of themselves, you’d think The Icemen toured the world twice and reached platinum record sales by how highly guitarist Marco Abularach thinks of himself as a songwriter and the brains behind Carl The Mosher’s brawn (RIP). Have a read of this interview and make your own mind up but it strikes me as an acute case of Dennis Waterman syndrome (you know, write the theme tune, sing the theme tune type thing). Don’t get me wrong, I absolutely love the 7(?) Icemen songs there are to be heard and think their sound is fairly unique but no way do I think they outputted enough top tier material to be regarded as highly as they are nor do I respect the washed-up opinion of dried-up old prunes like their guitar player’s. 

Getting back on topic, the riff here is the opening gambit to Shadow Out of Time and I have to say, for someone who thinks their shit don’t stink, this riff sounds so suspiciously like Ozzy’s Bark at the Moon, a part of me is happy that this band never reached greater success when such an iconic riff-steal was committed within their ranks. I don’t have much more to say on this one other than the fact that for a guitarist who doesn’t see himself as a hardcore kid or someone really into the hardcore subgenre, it’s ironic all his band have managed to do is influence legions of hardcore kids to second hand steal already stolen metal riffs. This is of course fine, if you actually have respect for the genre you’re performing within but based on the interview I linked at the top, this guy definitely doesn’t. 

 6. Converge vs Blind Authority vs Inspector Gadget Theme Tune

I never thought an actual theme tune would make it into this list but this one has been driving me to near insanity since I heard it. Converge were one of the gateway bands for me getting into hardcore so will always hold a special place in my heart and after rinsing all of the early material dry at the age of 14-15, this is historically the oldest rip-off I ever identified. Whether it’s a genuine scramble of the total 11 notes in musical theory that just happen to sound awfully similar or a purposeful nod to the extendable-armed gadget master, the riff at 2:45 of The Saddest Day just IS the Inspector Gadget theme tune.

It’s like Converge went so far over the edge of ripping generic Slayer riffs that the evil harmonies used in composing those riffs went full circle and came back around via the cartoon theme song exit motorway. I’ve listened to this song over 100 times in my life and to this day that section gives me the giggles whilst at the same time being the only appropriate turn this song could have taken in a seven-minute assault of incalculable twists. The song itself strikes me as a band saying “let’s make a song that has every possible type of section in and that’s 7 minutes long.” Well, it definitely worked because years later I still love this song and the album it’s taken from (see the 10-minute equivalent to The Saddest Day written by Splitknuckle that hits all of the same sweet spots that the aforementioned classic manages to hammer home. This era of Converge will also be the last of the band "finding their sound" after going through a slew of blueprint rip offs from Biohazard on the first 7"  to Starkweather and Rorschach on the record in question for this entry.

Despite mentioning that I wouldn’t mention any of my own rips, I will break that rule to mention a band I was in but didn’t write much music for…Blind Authority! The opening riff copies the same few notes from Inspector Gadget so closely that we even had the song labelled as “Inspector G” before we had a name for it (evidenced by the BA last CTW fest at 2:37 where Alex forgets which song is next and you can hear me shouting at him “Inspector Gadget” to everyone on the side stage’s amazement). I know for a fact Scott didn’t actually rip this from the real theme tune, his brain just works so differently from anyone I’ve ever met when it comes to writing music that’s its just as expected that only he could cobble together an animatronic set of notes that simultaneously sound like IG and a blood-pumping hc opening mosh part.

 

 5. Jammer vs Griminal

Stepping outside of the hardcore and metal world for a second, this rip not only one of the baitest on this list but is the only rip to result in actual beef, blows and serious bars. I’m of course talking about “ItsAlotGate” and all the drama caused between NASTY crew and Slew Dem over the Griminal and Jammer songs of the same name.

To set the scene, its mid to late 00s and Griminal is coming up as one of the hottest younger MCs at the time with numerous Fuck Radio sets (some of his best material mind) and a 1Extra Westwood set to boast at such a young age for the NASTY crew apprentice. In 2008 the It's Not Just Barz tape drops and contains a song called “It’s A lot" that is SO catchy that the Jammer rehash will make you instantaneously splutter with laughter due to how brash the rip off actually is. Back to the story, fast forward a few months, Jammer releases a whole song and video of the same name with the hook surely leaving Jammer as the thieving c(g)riminal rather than the man, Grimson himself. To cut a long story short, after a slew of radio sets and the infamous Ghetto Mixtape release party - where fiery words were exchanged as to the origin of the phrase - the whole beef ended quite sadly with Tempz bottling Grim at Eskimo Dance (typical). Whether it was due to this or a rumoured cascading decent of mental health problems, Griminal never reached the heights he undoubtedly deserved and ceased producing any music whatsoever.

This was one of the more entertaining picks purely for the fact tat I got to revisit all the dusty grime forums where all this stuff played out albeit 3-4 years before my time. Courtesy to Marco Abbatiello for paying such close attention when all this was happening and recalling it to me in attentively fixating detail.   

 

Griminal setting the record straight. The best moment of this

video is the "do it again Grim, do it again!" just before

going back into the phrase this pick is all about.

4. Cro-Mags vs Iron Maiden, Suicidal Tendencies AND Faith No More

Oh man, this entry puts the juice into juicy with how much there is to write about regarding the three-in-one rip special done by the most legendary New York hardcore band of all time. Now before the elitists jump out of their crinkled cling-film wrapped skin yet again, I’m going to qualify this one by stating that there’s no real evidence to suggest two out of three of these rips were directly intentional and are just interesting to think about as to their uncanny similarity whilst the remaining rip is unquestionably a rip in every sense of the word.

 Unlike the other equally well-known contemporaries of the Cro-Mags (to be mentioned later in this list), these rips had the decency of being executed over three different songs, over three different albums rather than multiple lifts contained in only one song?!!? The first being the embarrassingly copy-catted riff in Crush the Demoniac, taken straight from Maiden’s classic, Aces High. What I really don’t get about this one is a.) why Paris or Harley would even need to rip off anything at this point in the band’s career considering how incredible their combined song writing ability was and b.) why they would choose to take from probably the biggest band ever to exist rather than something a little more obscure that you could at least get away with? It’s Iron Maiden for fuck’s sake.

 

Second for the Cro-magnons is a 90.00% similarity ratio with Suicidal Tendencies War Inside My Head and the ‘Mags song Show No Mercy. Now I’m pretty sure no actual ripping took place with these two kings of their respective coastlines and its more than likely that with the scramble for hardcore bands to take it to the next level by going more metal in the mid to late 80s, these bands simply happened to strum an identical placement of fifth, seventh and eighth frets. What is more interesting about these two songs is which one came first? Within the hardcore and metal world, dates on a record release are never good guides to go by as to when a song was written due to the fact some bands played live for years before being able to record or went through unrelenting turmoil that prevented material from being released. Age of Quarrel was released in ’86 and Join the Army in ’87 HOWEVER, check out this video of Suicidal playing WIMH as early as 1984 where the song is full formed and recorded as it would be three years later for Join The Army. There is one last trump card up Harley and the gang’s sleeve and that is the original 1982/83 Cro-Mags demos, which in their own right are amazing recordings, containing the BEST version of Don’t Tread On Me that was ever recorded. Unfortunately, Show No Mercy does not appear on these sessions but considering how close the sound is on these demos to what the Cro-Mags would become, I wouldn’t be surprised if that song either had been written or was in the process of being written when those demos were recorded.

The final stark comparison for the Cro-Mags is nothing but a bit of fun and was actually pointed out to be by Augie B. from Vortex (mentioned in the music video article I did a while ago). More of a blue print rip than an actual stolen set of notes, have a listen to the entirety of the Faith No More song Surprise! You’re Dead! You’ll be shocked to find that in FNM’s quest for an unpredictably brilliant sound often varying from song to song on the same album, they’ve basically written the template for what the entire of Alpha and Omega would sound like three years later. The riff at 0:37 is all the convincing you’ll need and I have a strange feeling Harley and JJ would have a hard time accepting that they for once weren’t innovators.

­3. A Chorus of Disapproval vs Death

This IS the most directly ripped riff of the whole list and only comes in at number three due to its notoriety (or lack thereof). I also didn’t think too many people reading this blog would be avid Chorus fans and neither do I think Chorus are massively influential or iconic as a band apart from just being a really really really GOOD metallic straight edge band.

The riff here is a real piss take to say the least and is found in the intro of the Chorus song, Full Circle Stop. What I later found out on my death metal binge that lasted for maybe the whole of 2015 is that the intro for FCS is hook, line and sinker Death’s Pull the Plug, played in a higher tuning through shitter, wannabe death metal amps and recorded via the standard hardcore production of the time (aka crap). I remember thinking when I first heard this Chorus song that the riff was insanely good and heavier than a lot of their other material. How was my super straight edge, metal oblivious brain supposed to work out it was STOLEN from the most famous death metal band of all time?

Jeff Banks, who wrote most of the music for Chorus, must have had at least some death metal leanings due to how noticeably metallic his playing style was in Visual Discrimination. Banks goes full throttle with his cherry-picked guitar sounds on The Italian 7” where it’s hard to ignore the amped up Metal Zone pedal drenched over all the guitars (to my knowledge, this type of tone was done by almost no one in the straight edge hardcore subgenre as early as 1992, see the song Seed of Pain which is where the current band of the same name got their rip fix from). The opening to Full Circle Stop is so abrupt in how it breaks into the actual Chorus song to then ensue, almost as if the band covered this riff so much in practice that it stuck around for good on the recording (I’m sure early era death metal was the exact opposite to what most West Coast hardcore kids were listening to during Chorus’ reign of terror).

2. One Life Crew vs Exodus

This isn’t the first time Blaze from OLC has been put under the spotlight for this misappropriation of another’s property and was mentioned on the Riff Cycle blogspot – a blog I’d encourage everyone to read (particularly Clevo hardcore fanatics) despite its criminally short output.

OLC on their own are a hilariously good band and I have no qualms saying that Crime Ridden Society is one of the best hardcore albums ever put to tape and would even go as far to say it wouldn’t be nearly as good without the sketchy self-contradicting lyrics. Guitarist, Blaze really had the right idea with his riff writing, managing to perfectly concoct a steroid jab of half-step-down metal riffs with the already metallic Judge sound to take the two fatties from Confront to the next level. If anything, OLC took a pretty mediocre riff from a band passed their sell-by date and rejuvenate it into one of the most recognisable intros ever written (I can't even link this since its been removed from youtube for what's probably the last time). In the words of Mean Steve, pretty good for a bunch of “half Turkish Jews!” I actually remember Steve uploading some side-splitting YouTube vlogs of him going full on right-wing dad about everything from buying New Balances because they supported Trump to shouting at Obama supporters across the road from some petrol station (if anyone can find these videos please let me know as I’ve tried all attempts to relocate them on YT to no avail).

It’s safe to say Exodus are perhaps one of the most influential non-hardcore bands on the hardcore genre; a claim that’ll be solidified with my number one pick. I’ll also second that statement by stating that the band to most successfully rip of Exodus have in turn been one of the greatest influences on the rest of hardcore too, so if there’s one thing to learn from this…EXODUS ATTACKS.

 

1. Agnostic Front vs Exodus AND Megadeth

I haven’t tried to be too “top 10” oriented with this list but there always has to be a number 1 and this is it. Taking the top spot with an absolutely hilarious double whammy of xerox-copied lyric and guitar tab sheets are the boys in Aggy Front. I’ll just say before I get into this, Cause for Alarm is by far my favourite Agnostic Front release *insert sounds of NYHC purists hammering on Iphone keyboard* for multiple reasons but having the shaven-headed panache to boldly rip off not one but TWO of the most classic thrash bands ever in the first 31 seconds is an astounding feat. I’m of course talking about the opening riff to The Eliminator being an intensely similar rehash of A Lesson In Violence by the mighty Exodus and the opening lyric being a 90.7% copy of Killing is my Business and Businessis GOOD by Megadeth. Slam DUNK.

What I love about this pick is how such minimal effort went into making the riff and lyric sound remotely different from the original sources despite this record only coming out a mere two years after Exodus and Megadeth’s debut records. and I can’t help but think AF - in their quest to become METAL – either didn’t give a fuck what the mighty thrashing mad legends would think or thought the majority of metal-oblivious hardcore kids simply wouldn’t notice. What’s probably more likely is that since Pete Steel wrote almost all of this record, he slipped this in hoping (or knowing) no one in AF paid enough attention to any metal to question his craftmanship and he would come out of it the heroic songwriter saving AF from certain doom. Every time I hear the Eliminator my mind plays out an odd dramatization of Vinnie Stigma just saying to Steele “Right Pete, I just want us to sound like all this new-fangled metal stuff the kids like now but without all the gay-ass hair and leather” and Steele basically coming back with a thrash “best of” collection of ripped riffs that would become Cause For Alarm.

I’d encourage any thrash enthusiasts to listen to the album in its entirety not just for how much it RIPS (see what I did there) but you’re bound to spot some more than convincing homages to your favourite thrashers dotted around this NYHC classic.

 

The main men themselves, Vinnie and Pete.

And so, the most recent post draws to a close. This is one of those articles that I’d genuinely like to function as an open response game where everyone shares interesting rips they’ve collated over the years (by everyone, I mean the small in number but diehard readers of this blog). Anyway, don’t take these picks too seriously and please do share your own, I’ll be buffering your recommendations faster than you can say I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S NOT RIPPED.